eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

howigotthrunursingschool:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.


All of these comments!!! HAHAHAHA!!

howigotthrunursingschool:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

All of these comments!!! HAHAHAHA!!

(Source: secretsbest)

steamgirlofficial:

SteamGirl® Spotlight: Lady Pearl
Hello everyone, Professor Falconer here, and this week’s SteamGirl® Spotlight is on the provocative Lady Pearl! The debut set for Lady Pearl was back in September of 2013 and named “Lamendola”, after Pearl’s lovely last name. Things changed, however, when Lady Pearl opted to go on a more casual first name basis, so Pearl it is! Really, it’s a better fit for this particular SteamGirl.com model, because relaxation is a big deal for her!
Lady Pearl is a beautiful and talented model, that much is abundantly obvious, but her passion lies in OmBeautiful, the clothing company of her creation dedicated to custom-made yoga apparel. With a strong belief in comfort and expression, you’d be hard-pressed to find more beautiful clothing to relax and meditate in. Hmm, I wonder if I can get some yoga pants for my own workout routine? Speaking of, I just might learn some new things from Lady Pearl herself, as she plans to film a series of informative yoga videos that not only show off how lovely and functional OmBeautiful clothes are, but can also serve as an tool for people looking to get started in yoga or even challenge those with a bit more experience. Make sure to use the links below to keep updated on when you can expect those videos to be released.
You’d think modeling and running a clothing company would be enough to keep Lady Pearl busy, but you’re wrong! She’s also an illustrator, and Goddess Virage (link below) is the place to go for her artwork and to see what inspires Lady Pearl in her creations. It’s such an important part of her life, in fact, that Lady Pearl aims to write and illustrate novels one day while hosting passing hikers in her not-so-secluded cabin retreat. Of course to write a book you’ve got to read as often as possible, which is often exactly what you’ll see Lady Pearl doing in her rare moments of free time, usually amidst her collection of crystals if you find her at home.
Much like a crystal, Lady Pearl is a multifaceted individual. With talent, drive, skill, determination, beauty, and charm, it’s an honor to have Lady Pearl on SteamGirl.com!
Here’s where you can find Lady Pearl online:
OmBeautifulOmBeautiful’s Facebook pageOmBeautiful’s Etsy pageGoddess Virage
And as always, you can find Lady Pearl, Kato, and so many other wonderfully talented women at SteamGirl.com!
-Prof. Falconer

steamgirlofficial:

SteamGirl® Spotlight: Lady Pearl

Hello everyone, Professor Falconer here, and this week’s SteamGirl® Spotlight is on the provocative Lady Pearl! The debut set for Lady Pearl was back in September of 2013 and named “Lamendola”, after Pearl’s lovely last name. Things changed, however, when Lady Pearl opted to go on a more casual first name basis, so Pearl it is! Really, it’s a better fit for this particular SteamGirl.com model, because relaxation is a big deal for her!

Lady Pearl is a beautiful and talented model, that much is abundantly obvious, but her passion lies in OmBeautiful, the clothing company of her creation dedicated to custom-made yoga apparel. With a strong belief in comfort and expression, you’d be hard-pressed to find more beautiful clothing to relax and meditate in. Hmm, I wonder if I can get some yoga pants for my own workout routine? Speaking of, I just might learn some new things from Lady Pearl herself, as she plans to film a series of informative yoga videos that not only show off how lovely and functional OmBeautiful clothes are, but can also serve as an tool for people looking to get started in yoga or even challenge those with a bit more experience. Make sure to use the links below to keep updated on when you can expect those videos to be released.

You’d think modeling and running a clothing company would be enough to keep Lady Pearl busy, but you’re wrong! She’s also an illustrator, and Goddess Virage (link below) is the place to go for her artwork and to see what inspires Lady Pearl in her creations. It’s such an important part of her life, in fact, that Lady Pearl aims to write and illustrate novels one day while hosting passing hikers in her not-so-secluded cabin retreat. Of course to write a book you’ve got to read as often as possible, which is often exactly what you’ll see Lady Pearl doing in her rare moments of free time, usually amidst her collection of crystals if you find her at home.

Much like a crystal, Lady Pearl is a multifaceted individual. With talent, drive, skill, determination, beauty, and charm, it’s an honor to have Lady Pearl on SteamGirl.com!

Here’s where you can find Lady Pearl online:

OmBeautiful
OmBeautiful’s Facebook page
OmBeautiful’s Etsy page
Goddess Virage

And as always, you can find Lady Pearl, Kato, and so many other wonderfully talented women at SteamGirl.com!

-Prof. Falconer

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it